ill come back to life when himym s08 premieres on sept 24 good day and good bye

twerkinterrorist:

Actually Jesus was gay and saw some cute guys and was like “nail me ;)” but the Romans misinterpreted his flirtatious nature

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musicians:stop illegally downloading our music we're broke
kids:but we're broke too

it’s all fun and games until it’s season finale

(Source: lunalovesjoy, via sensitivebandblogger)

ieroglyphics:

sometimes i wonder what my school marks would be like if i never made a tumblr but then i just shrug and blog about it instead

(Source: tylerjjoseph, via reignmills)

expiry:

writing about your feelings and then putting ‘idk’ at the end so you don’t sound like a faggot

(via larrein)

using the term ‘yolo’ sarcastically so often that you’re not really sure if you’re joking or not

(Source: dwight-privilege, via reignmills)


Tom: Travis, how are you doing? Are you gonna be okay?
Travis: Yes.
Tom: Oh, fuck! Nothing more needs to be said! Nothing fucking needs to be said, Mark!
Mark: I told you Travis talked!

how-ood:

if i had a penny for every time i made a careless mistake on math tests id be richer than oprah

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